Tum tum te tum…

Oh the things I would do
If my tummy was flat!
I would wear my tees
And hide them keys.
I would eat lots chips
And shake my hips.
I would shimmy and wiggle
Without having my tum a-jiggle.
I’d pull on my low-waist jeans
And beat all my ill-fated genes!
I’d drink me some ale
And have those tales to regale.
I’d whine about my hair instead
And then go shampoo my head.
Oh all the things I would do
If only my tummy would just bid adieu!